When I should've been awake, I dremt...

I saw a mouse run across the living room so I chased after it and cornered it in the bathroom. I realised then it was actually much larger than a mouse and covered with soft black fur so I decided it was a mole who had somehow burrowed up to the first floor. It then dashed (are waking-world moles capable of dashing??) between my legs and into the kitchen where I found out it wasn't a mole at all cos its mum and dad were waiting by the sink and they were badgers! I'd apparently been unaware of a badger sett under my kitchen sink the whole time I'd been living there.

I woke up before I could phone Bill Oddie.

The animal in the dream didn't look like this. It didn't really look like a mole either.